BACK AGAIN... WHHHHEEEEEEEE!

This is my selfish post.

So, here I am.  It's been quite a while on my internet hiatus and my! What a change it has been for me.  Seriously, it's like I'm alive again all over.  If any of you are like I was and attach yourself to the teeth of the internet looking for the love and answers to life that you cannot seem to find otherwise, I have one bit of advice for you…STEP AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD!!! Just get away from it every now and then and see what happens.

For instance, did you know that they have this thing in the evenings that's just fucking spectacular?  It's called a "sunset."  I think it's supposed to be like a TV set, only you can't change the channel or pop in a DVD if you get bored.  Still, it's absolutely fantastic.  I can't believe I've never noticed it before.  Perhaps now that I have internet back, I'll Tivo it so I can catch it again.

Also, there is this thing in the large room outside my house (they call that room "outdoors") called "wildlife".  I'm not sure how I feel about this yet.  I like those… erm…birds and I'll see if I can't find an MP3 of their work on NotJustOk.com, but I don't like the way that the dogs were eying me.  I bet they're on my FB page now looking at the pics I have.  Well, if they want to be friends they can just forget it.

Oh, and have I mentioned that I've rediscovered this outstanding recreational activity called sex?  Did you know that TWO people can do it together?  When did they dream that up?  I bet it was the Japanese... I mean, the Wii... Playstation... they always have great ideas to pass the time.

Anyway, if you ever have a chance, tear your umbilical cord out of your computer or BB every now and then and take a look around.  If you don't, you'll be surprised at what you're missing.

Of course, be sure to visit here regularly.  You can do that on mobile phones now, I hear.

Anyway, in a tad bit more seriousness, I am back from my little forced vacation and now I'm languishing in 56Kpbs (or less?) land once more.  I'm told that broadband (I mean real broadband, not that multi-links shite) will be available in this area soon. Glo, here I come.  I'm getting tired of this CDMA shit.  Forgive me, but isn't this 2010?  If we don't have flying cars or spaceships, I at least want high speed internet!

A certain someone thinks I should up the intellectual content of the blog…I’m confused.

So, I threw out a small challenge in my immediate circle. The challenge was that they were to ask me any question they wanted. Not like in those daft BB and FB messages sent back and forth by those mindless-frothing –at-the-mouth BBM broadcast ‘bots, but like real life questions. Stuff that we take for granted and don’t really wonder about but do not know!

Here’s one for you; What do you call the little plastic bit on the tip of your shoelace?

While you are furtively trying to figure that out, feel free to ask any questions of your own in the comments section.

In other news, this is really the second time I've touched the site since the post so the update is miniscule to say the least.  This weekend though, I promise it will be meatier.

So, hide your vodka... El-Jefe is back and uglier than ever.

…iBlend…do you?