2010 , Aye???

Personally, I've always found that even-numbered years always sound less futuristic than odd-numbered years so, until 2011 comes along, I'll just wait and dream of my flying car.

Still, there are a couple of things to look forward to this year. Chief among them is that my life is looking like making a total about face and I’m NOT scared outta my wits.

As for my predictions... I foresee [not hope for] further nonsensical shenanigans coming from our leadership and even more foolishness from the followership [us]. Don’t let me down guys. I mean disappearing oil vessels, plane wrecks etc, disappearing then re-appearing then non-functional satellites were cool but a phantom president signing budgets and things from the bat-cave??? Thank you Santa…

All right, so that's just fine. Add that to an A.G [federal] who is lost as to basic points of Law and our very own terrorist to banks laying off massive amounts of people to add to the school leavers and the already stifling backlog of job seekers and you have…DEMOCRACY??? I mean, this IS what we fought for right? It must be, ‘cos we seem pretty cool with it. Personally, I'll just be sitting back watching it all burn down in glee.

Let's see... anything else? I foresee that more celebrities will probably die but none of the ones that really irritate me will.
I think that's about it. Happy new year, everyone. Don't drink and drive and if you do, just don't hit me.


El Jo…that means you…