Monday, April 19, 2010

From the Mind of A Style Challenged Fashionista (or is that Fashionisto?) !

Ok, I may be a tad bit late addressing this issue but WTF? I've got nothing else to do and I'm for damn sure not going on about the would be bomber or the slumbering Prez!

Dudes, why are we going around with our collars popped looking like retarded peacocks? And those sagging, low riding jeans nko? The man-bracelets I can handle, even the super-silly "faux-hawks that I've been forced to see guys wear nowadays (although i'm ashamed to accept some measure of responsibility for that). To be fair some of you get it right sha. But the popped collar defies reason.

I'm embarrassed for you. It's not cool! Or clever! Collars are made that way for a reason and popping it only makes you look like you just got off the assembly line from the "I'm-a-wannabe-cool-as-shi
t-big boy" cloning facility.

Ok, about saggy pants & showing off unsightly boxers. It's called UNDERWEAR for a reason dammit!
Anyone doing this should be ashamed, flogged & sterilized.
Here's some schooling for you: That style originated in American prisons. Hiphop artistes who emulate the prison styles even to the point of wearing prison jumpsuits so as to up their street cred & thuggishness, made the style popular.
Since millions of our "educated" youths blindly & idiotically copy any trend foolish enough to show it's face on channel O or the like, they took it upon themselves to promote the style further. And since then, boxers and butt cracks have been on parade.

Here's the fun part: In American prisons, anyone sagging his pants like that was conveying the message; "I'm a bitch & I take it up the ass"!
True story!

All these Diet-thug dudes think they look tough like that, when in truth, they are only advertising their willingness to grant entry to hot pecker into their chocolate tunnels! Retarded no?
Sha, I can't shout! Just wanted to get it off my chest!

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